These are some of the cartoons I made

I have had me limit of bad experiments too.

A dogs perspective of advanced chemistry.

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Well its not really who I am, its really more like how I see myself Sort of. Or at least on the part I wish for.

You get the idea here if you know a little science. Quantum cat, the uncertainty principle, Zero point energy etc.

You can sometimes judge people by the ones they hang out with, This guy is here every weekend.Its Paul and you have no idea how much he can remind a person of beetle juice.

I am still trying to figure out how does gravity actually work. For some reason I keep coming back to this idea.

A somewhat earlier photo but just a few years.

Probably the last time to see me in a suite.Man I look that bad. In my imagination, I'm a handsome, super brilliant, uber nerdish tiger. Reluctant and somewhat uncomfortable girl is Penny. For what its worth, the lamp in the background is one of my earlier  attempts at art. Still got the original mold I made for this somewhere.

I am a bit of a philosopher too, but not from really trying and the stuff seams  to just occur to me, but I think its too good not to write it down. However I'm not a poet and I know it. So here are some samples for now.

The thing about love is it depends more on perception than truth. And the difference between infatuation and love
is that love can live on its memories while infatuation can change with a look.

Any illusion done well enough becomes reality.
And no illusion greater than love.

Really bad investment advice.
So said No Class TittsNAss Lass.
Wherever I set my ass. that's were my assets

If you really must beat a dead horse at least beat it to tell it to
stay there.

101 useless uses for a live cat.
Considering that a live cat is more useless than a dead one.
Their main employment, table bum.
Very poor rag as they tend not to absorb water very well and tend to
scratch in protest.
They only say one word, now, as in right now, its just that they tend to
mispronounce the Now as a Meow so as to confuse us.
Cats actually own humans. They have evolved to own us by stealth and
looking cute.

I am thinking up more for this one
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Anyone who dose something that dumb deserves to get hurt. But do not
necessary deserve to be that dumb.

If you allow corruption to become profitable you will encourage it, as
well as if you had subsidized it.

A commercial is by default, a con-mercial

Never underestimate the power of beer to move mountains
Usually quickly followed by their inability to continue before the job
is started.

A successful politician knows how to tell you what you want.And
then to proceed to give the people what they
have been told they want.

Its the job of every human to strive to be more than the ape our
biology says we are

Computers do not teach you, they give you access to things that do.

If no one plays attention to the truth then people will not believe its
true.

One thing to be different, another to be different enough to make a
difference.

The meaning of life is in part the very pondering of its meaning.

Those who only quote the words of others Often have no words
of their own.
 

Definition of a guy who can do anything. Guy with a six pack in him
 

The humpty dumpy dollar.
The dollar had a great fall and
All the presidents horses and all the presidents men could not put dollar back
together again.

I'm nothing, but yet a bit of everything
I am not significant but yet am a little of everything significant.

If you only listen to yourself you can not know you are wrong.

Beer today gone tomorrow. Or better yet, beer today gone today.

Beer is the fuel for the fool within you.

Love may be worth more than gold but gold is always on the stage.
A part of every story.

Gold may not buy happiness or love but it tends to increase the odds.

Any doctor who only recommends duck tape is probably a quack.

A pirate was someone who could not hold his money or liquor.

One cow says to the other. One great thing about being a cow is we get
free funereally care.

Math no mater how advanced can be no better than the mind that uses it.

A fool will speak of many things with a maximum of certainty but a minimum of basis. While a wise man will speak of many things with a minimum of certainty under a maximum of basis.

The value of truth is more determined but the scale, quality and duration of its marketing department, than by the actual degree of its truth. Look at churches.

What value is truth if no one is paid to promote it.
 

A society that fails to celibate the architects of its future tends to have less future to celebrate. Note here the predominance of sports and celebrity fans.

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